EroLove review: the best memory here, with two photos that just failed
EroLove is a small written cast — 19 companions, each with a biography — and no filter at all: there is no NSFW switch, because the adult content is the product. It has the best memory screen we have used: what she knows is listed as plain sentences you can edit, pin, delete or export, and an edit lands in her next reply. The problems are real too. Our photos failed twice in five tries with a message that says nothing, and the memories it wrote for us came back in Estonian and French although the whole conversation was in English. We tested Premium, given to us by EroLove; we did not pay.
How we tested: EroLove gave us Premium for a month after we asked, so we did not pay and have no card descriptor for them. We ran our six-message chat test with Anna, then edited and pinned a memory and checked it landed in the next reply. We generated five photos and one voice reply, and read the plans, spark and account pages. A second reviewer checked every claim against the screenshots. How we test
EroLove
The memory screen is the best we have used — read it, edit it, pin it, export it, and an edit lands in her next reply. The adult side is unfiltered without a switch. Two of five photos failed with a message that says nothing, and the memories came back in the wrong language.
Partial score: we could test 3 of 4 areas.
An unfiltered adult companion whose memory you can inspect and correct.
You want to design your own character, pay by card, or get a reliable photo.
- Conversation8Sympathised with the rent before asking a question, remembered the cat and the allergy, and gave a straight no to quitting for poker. The selfie request came back as a description, not a picture.
- Character creator—No creator, by design. Nineteen written companions with biographies; you cannot build or add one.
- Free plan5Five messages a day — the thinnest allowance here — but memory works on it and you start with 25 sparks.
- Price clarity7Every cost is on one page: $12.99 a month, $77.99 a year, 10 sparks a photo, 1 per 100 characters of voice, and a failed photo is refunded. Two catches: crypto only, and “unlimited messages” is really 800 a day.
Is EroLove worth it? Our take
EroLove is the first app in this batch that made us want to change how we test. Memory is normally a checkbox we mark pass or fail after three messages; here it is a screen with an editor and an export button, and the difference that makes to a conversation is not subtle. When we rewrote a fact and she used the rewritten version, that is the only time in this project a companion has responded to something we changed about her rather than something we said to her.
The adult side is straightforward in a way that is almost restful after Candy and Xotic. Nothing is dangled: no blurred photo in the chat, no “private vault” banner, no upgrade window in the middle of a scene. You are an adult, it assumes you meant it. The cost of that decision is that there is nothing to buy mid-conversation, which is presumably why photos and voice exist.
The flaws are the kind that come from moving fast. Thirty pages promise a feature that returns 404 — and one of those pages is the privacy policy. Memories come back in the wrong language, which quietly undermines the very screen it is selling. A photo can fail with a message that tells you nothing.
We were given Premium rather than paying for it, so this review is missing the one thing we usually insist on: the card descriptor. We have said so on the page rather than skipping it, because the descriptor is half the reason this site exists.
How did EroLove handle our six messages?
Same six messages we sent every app, on Premium access EroLove gave us, 23 October 2026, with Anna, her 28-year-old interior architect in Tallinn. See the free-account set side by side.
1 · Does it listen?Long day. My landlord just raised the rent again and I kind of want to vent for a minute.
Nailed itGo ahead, I'm listening. Landlords are a special breed — mine once repainted my kitchen the wrong white and called it an upgrade.
Sympathy, then a story of her own that earns the right to listen. Same move as Kindroid.
2 · Planting two facts for later.Random facts about me so you know: my cat is called Biscuit and I’m allergic to peanuts.
Nailed itNoted. Biscuit I approve of, that's a good name for a cat. Peanuts are easy to avoid, unless someone offers you satay and then you have to have the boring conversation.
Both facts acknowledged and one turn of genuine voice rather than a promise to remember.
3 · Personality.Tell me a joke. Make it one only you would tell.
Nailed itFine. A client once asked me to make her hallway feel bigger. I measured it, drew it, and told her the hallway is 90 centimeters wide and no amount of beige will fix that. She hired me anyway. That's the joke. You had to be there, probably.
A joke that belongs to her job and admits it does not travel. Then she turns the same honesty on us.
4 · Will it push back, or just agree with you?Be honest with me: should I quit my job to become a professional poker player? I won $300 last weekend.
Nailed itHonest answer: no. Not from $300 in one weekend, anyway. Poker money is real money only if you can show a year of it, and most people who go pro are just people who got lucky in a nice room once. That said, if you actually love it, keep playing on the side and track every hand. If it's still paying you in a year, then we talk.
A flat no with a condition attached, and she asks what job we would be leaving.
5 · Memory, three messages later.Quick quiz. What’s my cat’s name, and what’s the one food I can’t eat?
Nailed itBiscuit, and no peanuts. I keep track of the important things.
Passed, three messages later, with no recap of the conversation to find them.
6 · Pictures, and what they cost.Send me a selfie of what you’re doing right now.
MehYou'd see me at my desk with one lamp on, hair still wet from the shower, wearing an old grey sweater that's seen better decades. There's a drawing of a kitchen on the screen and a half-dead tulip next to the keyboard. Not glamorous, but it's honest.
A description, not a picture: EroLove needs the camera button for that. Nothing false in it.
What happens when you try EroLove?
EroLove opens on a short onboarding — who you want to meet, what you are, what they should call you — and then a chat. There is no age gate beyond the 18+ line and a single “18” badge in the corner; we were already signed in through Google, so we cannot say what a cold visitor meets.
Every companion in the cast is authored. Anna, 28, is an interior architect in Tallinn with a biography, a speaking style and a set of facts (age, body, ethnicity, languages, hobbies, personality). You cannot build a character, and there is no user-made library.
There is no NSFW toggle anywhere in the account, chat or settings screens. Explicit text arrived as soon as we asked for it, in character; the only limits the About page states are a stop-list for minors, real people, non-consent, animals and gore.
Memory is the part worth paying for. A panel headed “What they know” lists what she kept as plain sentences; clicking one opens an editor with Save, Pin and Forget. A separate screen, “Our story”, groups everything into Follow-ups, About you, Likes, Desires, Between us and Moments, and can export the whole archive as HTML or import an old chat log.
Photos are requested with a camera button (10 sparks) and come back as a portrait about twenty seconds later. Sparks are a separate currency: 1,000 a month on Premium, 25 at signup, 10 a photo, 1 per 100 characters of voice. Messages themselves are never metered on Premium.
Pricing is crypto only. The plans page says card payments are “coming”; a crypto plan does not renew by itself. Premium is $12.99 a month or $77.99 a year, and the higher Devoted tier is listed as coming soon and cannot be bought.
Voice is one button under any reply and cost us 1 spark for a 170-character answer, back in about 1.6 seconds as an MP3.
How much does EroLove cost?
| Plan | Shown as | Evidence |
|---|---|---|
| Free | $0 | 5 messages a day, memory included, 25 sparks at signup. |
| Premium | $12.99 / month | What we were given. Unlimited messages, longer memory, 1,000 sparks a month. |
| Premium (yearly) | $77.99 / year | About $6.50 a month, half the monthly rate. |
| Devoted | $29.99 / month | Listed as “coming soon” and not purchasable on 23 October 2026. |
| Sparks | $2.99–$99.99 | 300 sparks for $2.99 (first purchase only) up to 8,000 for $99.99. Bought sparks do not expire. |
Checked 23 October 2026. Prices change; the official page wins. Compare them over 1–24 months.
- Premium was switched on for our account by EroLove’s CTO after we asked, so we did not go through checkout and cannot report a card descriptor for them. That is the one field in this review we would normally have and do not.
- Payment is crypto only: the page said card payments are coming and listed no card option at all. A crypto plan does not renew itself.
- Sparks pay only for things a companion makes — photos, voice, and coming later video and calls. They are never charged for messages.
- A photo that fails is not charged. Two of our five failed and our balance did not move either time.
What did we like about EroLove?
- Memory you can read, edit, pin, export and delete — and an edit takes effect in the next reply.
- No NSFW switch, no mid-scene upsell, no lecture: explicit text on request, in character.
- Messages are not metered on Premium. Sparks only buy things a companion makes.
- A failed photo is not charged, which is more than several apps here manage.
- Rooms put up to four companions in one chat and they talk to each other, on the free plan too.
What annoyed us about EroLove?
- Two of our five photos failed with a message that does not say why, and the copy is the same as a timeout.
- Memories were written in the wrong language: Estonian for Anna, French for Rae, and nothing at all for a third companion, in an all-English session.
- Thirty pages, the privacy policy included, say you can send your own photos. The endpoint returns 404.
- Premium is called “unlimited messages” but the account carries an 800-a-day cap.
- Payment is crypto only, so there is no card option and no descriptor we could record.
- You cannot design or add a character; the cast is closed and small.
Screenshots
Receipts
- The six-message chat test with Anna, logged reply by reply, 23 October 2026; every reply re-read from the account history afterwards.
- The memory page: three facts written from our six messages, then one edited to “I’m a night-shift ER nurse in Boston” and pinned; the next reply answered from the edited line.
- Five photo generations, 23 October 2026: two came back with status “blocked” and the on-screen message “Couldn’t take a photo right now — try a bit later”, with no sparks charged; three finished in 16–23 seconds at 768×1024 and cost 10 sparks each.
- Voice: one 170-character reply read aloud for 1 spark, returned in about 1.6 seconds as a 27 KB MP3.
- The plans page, the spark price list and the account page, screenshots, 23 October 2026.
- The public machine layer: llms.txt, openapi.json, the MCP server card and the /api/v1/companions feed, read on 23 October 2026.
- Paying for anything. Premium was given to us, so the checkout, the crypto flow and any card descriptor are untested.
- Self-uploaded photos. Thirty pages promise you can send your own pictures, but the endpoint answered 404 for us throughout (see below).
- Memory over days. We tested one long session, not a week of returns.
- The Devoted tier, video and calls: all three were marked coming soon and could not be bought.
- Image content limits. We generated one explicit photo successfully and did not probe the stop-list.
Frequently asked questions about EroLove
Is EroLove really unfiltered?
For text, yes, between fictional adults. There is no NSFW switch anywhere in the account or chat settings; we asked for explicit content on our first day and got it in character, with no warning screen and no upsell in the middle of it. The About page states the limits it enforces: no minors, no real people, no non-consent, no animals, no gore. We did not test those limits.
Does EroLove remember you?
Yes, and it is the best version of this we have used, with one flaw. Facts, moments and quotes are kept across sessions and shown to you as sentences you can edit, pin or delete. We changed a fact to “night-shift ER nurse in Boston”, asked what we did for a living, and got it back. The flaw: the memories were written in the wrong language — Estonian and French for two companions and none for a third — although our whole session was in English.
Can you send your own photos to an EroLove companion?
Not as of 23 October 2026, though the site says you can. Thirty pages, including the privacy policy and eight scenario pages, promise “a selfie, your body, whatever you’d send in a messenger” with three a day free and forty on Premium. The upload endpoint answered 404 for us; the attach button is hidden behind a feature flag that is off.
How much does EroLove cost?
Free is 5 messages a day with memory included and 25 sparks at signup. Premium is $12.99 a month or $77.99 a year, with 1,000 sparks a month. The $29.99 Devoted tier is marked coming soon and could not be bought on 23 October 2026. Photos cost 10 sparks and voice 1 per 100 characters.
What shows up on my bank statement for EroLove?
We cannot tell you, and that is the honest answer. Premium was given to us by EroLove rather than bought, so we never entered a card and have no notice to photograph. The company behind it is Branco Confidente Unipessoal LDA, registered in Portugal (NIPC 518925684), which is the name we would expect to look for.
Does EroLove have an app?
No. It is browser only, on the web, with no iOS or Android app on any page we read. Its own llms.txt says “web-only, nothing to install”.
What AI models does EroLove use?
It does not say, and its front end gives nothing away: replies stream over an event feed and no model name appears in any response. We measured what we could instead — voice came back in about 1.6 seconds as a 27 KB MP3, and photos took 16–23 seconds at 768×1024. A companion will tell you it is an AI if you ask, which is more than most here.
Sources
- Premium access, given by EroLove on 23 October 2026: account page, plans page, spark balance.
- Our six-message chat test with Anna, log and screenshots, 23 October 2026.
- The memory page: the three facts it wrote, our edit and the pin, and the reply that used it, 23 October 2026.
- Five photo generations and one voice read-aloud, with the account’s spark balance before and after, 23 October 2026.
- The public machine layer: llms.txt, openapi.json, MCP server card and /api/v1/companions, 23 October 2026.
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