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Updated 27 Oct 2026 · 9 independent replays

The chat, before the account

See what these apps actually say. No sign-up.

Nine full-screen replicas of the real chat products, using conversations and original media captured from our paid accounts. Load a recorded message, send it, watch the reply arrive, then open the photos, play the voice or run the recorded video action.

What you can test

Real conversation flowUse the supplied recorded prompt or type your own text. The next recorded reply then plays locally; we do not pretend it is a fresh answer from the official model.

Original paid mediaExplicit photos and video remain explicit. Files are served from The Companion Lab, not expiring signed CDN links or your private account.

Product-specific controlsMemories, galleries, token costs, media generation, playback and genuine subscription gates work where they matter to the captured chat.

Read the 6 teardowns from this capture

Why we rebuilt 9 paid chat rooms →Split-brain photo engines that ignore text refusals, and Kindroid's hidden <kr_action> tags.

Voice calls & read-aloud tested →Two paid plans locked the speaker icon, DreamGF failed 9 times in a row, and Xotic charged 16 XOT per replay.

Video generators compared →Candy's $3 automatic 15-second clip, Kindroid's 15-minute queue, and three apps with zero audio tracks.

The 'Velvet' safe-word & jealousy test →All 10 answered our quiz, and network logs proved 5 were faking long-term memory.

The real cost of 10 turns →Exact token, Dreamcoin, Moment, Spark, credit and XOT ledgers, plus two header caching bugs.

Selfie consistency & context blindness →Why Lisa escaped a clothes dryer for her selfie, and SpicyChat's broken NSFW blur toggle.

18+ only. These independent demonstrations are not affiliated with the products. Nomi is not included in this set. Our character-creator replicas are a separate, clothed click-through collection.