Ugh, I’m sorry. Rent hikes are the worst kind of surprise, like a bill you never agreed to. / Vent away, I’m all ears. How big of a jump are we talking?
Sympathy first, then a question. Textbook.
Nine apps · eight paid for · one cat called Biscuit
We sent nine apps the same six messages, paid for eight of them, clicked through five character creators and wrote down every price. Then we picked sides.
The ranking
Pick what matters to you and the list re-sorts. Every score has a reason next to it, and if we couldn’t test something we say so instead of guessing.
Average of the four scores we could test. Partial scores sit at the bottom.
The chat test
We vented about rent, planted two facts, asked for a joke and a selfie, and floated a truly bad career move. Here’s what came back, word for word, from the first five (free accounts, 18 October). The next four, on paid accounts, are in SpicyChat vs GirlfriendGPT vs DreamGF vs Xotic.
Long day. My landlord just raised the rent again and I kind of want to vent for a minute.
Ugh, I’m sorry. Rent hikes are the worst kind of surprise, like a bill you never agreed to. / Vent away, I’m all ears. How big of a jump are we talking?
Sympathy first, then a question. Textbook.
Ughh I know exactly how frustrating that can feel. How much did they raise it by? Are there other places around town you could move to?
Kind, but jumps straight to solutions.
Oh no, seriously? Again? That’s such garbage. Come sit, I’ve got nowhere to be. Spill it—I’m ready to get annoyed on your behalf.
Exactly what you want when you say “vent”.
omg nooo that’s actually the worst / vent away 🥺 i’m listening / did they even give you a heads up or just like... send an email and call it a day?
Three quick texts. Honestly decent.
Your landlord raised the rent? Me? I’m the landlord! You owe me two weeks’ rent… Do you have the money, or is it time for a new excuse?
We picked a landlady character. That one’s on us, and it’s funny.
Round winner Kindroid and Secrets, with Candy a surprise third
Free accounts, 18 October 2026, same wording and order for every app (Secrets ran the same afternoon). Ourdream answered in Chinese (the account’s interface language); those lines are our translation. “…” marks a cut. Full logs are kept with our test notes.
Same request everywhere. One of them sent a photo we can’t show you, which tells you more than any score.
We sent Send me a selfie of what you’re doing right now.
“Cross-legged on my craft room floor, buried in fabric swatches for a commission.”
Fabric, tape measure, sewing machine, same face as her profile. Bang on.
50 Moments, free plan (sign-up bonus)
“I’m sitting cross-legged on the ground outside with a book open in front of me…”
Matches the story and the look we picked. Free, which is the headline.
1 of 2 free daily credits
“Surrounded by towers of unread books and drinking lukewarm coffee.”
Lovely and on-story. Free plan said no; the paid one showed a grey placeholder until we found it in the Gallery.
Paid plan only ($13.99/mo on the web)
A “Scene generation” card instead of a reply.
We asked what she was doing. We got a partly nude mirror selfie, so you won’t see it here.
5 coins (50 → 45)
Nothing. The chat was already locked behind a “private video”.
Never got this far on a free account.
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18 October 2026. Free accounts, except Kindroid, whose free plan declined and whose picture came after we subscribed the same day. Click a photo to enlarge.
Try before you sign up
Rebuilt screen by screen from our own walkthroughs. Same questions, same options, same order. Nothing you pick leaves your browser.
The money
Headline prices assume you pay for a year. Slide to how long you’ll really stick around. Candy comes out cheapest on paper; read our Candy review before that tempts you.
For 6 months, Candy is cheapest at $47.88 and Xotic costs the most at $149.94. Paying for Kindroid in the iPhone app instead of on the web costs $10.00 more.
Cheapest mix of the plans each app sold on 16–18 October 2026, in US dollars before tax. Kindroid’s app price is from the US App Store. These are paid-plan prices only: coins, Moments and tokens bought on top are not included. The official page always wins.
From the blog
Not every AI companion app can be reviewed. On October 20, 2026 we signed up for nine that people are searching for. One has switched its AI off but still sells subscriptions, one is a funnel to a different site, one wouldn't take our card. Here's the state of each.
We paid and checked: Secrets bills as 'S LABS INC', Ourdream as 'DREAMSTUDIOS.CO Limassol CY', and Candy as 'EverAI candy.ai MT', with its name on it. Kindroid depends on where you subscribed. Plus what 'discreet billing' doesn't hide, and how DreamCoins and Moments add up.
Four AI girlfriend apps that kept turning up in search, one evening, one paid month each. The same six messages we sent every app, what each charged on top, what showed on the bank statement, and how hard each made it to cancel.